a few things

yo why are there so many “single girl guides”? is it terrible? is being single like being terminally ill? i guess im not the expert since i havent been single for an extended period of time in a pretty good while (whatevs, just happened that way) but i dont remember crying and yearning for a bunch of internet guides on what to do. i did me, duh. getting hammered with some friends, doing something new and laying on the couch being gross not giving one fuck. ACTUALLY what who am i kidding thats kinda what i do now. 

ive been kicked out of more libraries bc they were closing than bars for last call recently. big girl problems.

this past weekend i saw a girl wearing a hoodie as pants. straight up HOODIE AS PANTS.

adderal is the worst/best thing thats ever happened to me. i always feel like that mom in that movie where she thinks shes gonna be on tv and her son is a herion addict and loses his hand or something. 

i dont want to study anymore.