thefrenemy:

• I literally need to lay down in fields of roses and stare at your face for hours
• I am Rihanna in the Rihanna video so I need to wear fancy clothes and blow cigarette smoke into your mouth
• Get the fuck away from me! I’m sick of you! I’m going to throw this vase!
• We can never be in the same room you insufferable love wench
• I have stared at you technically for years and have never uttered a word to you
• Why are we in high school and you always have the kind of girlfriend who only wears pants that say Juicy on her butt?? Why do you never ask me to winter formal? Don’t we eat McDonald’s in your parent’s Range Rover and isn’t that what love is?
• We’re in college so we hold each other in dorm common rooms and probably play a lot of N64 and never leave each other’s side till we turn into rotting mulch
• You make me feel like a beautiful giggle pile
• or a dumbass
• this is nice hope I don’t fuck it up or you don’t go away I’m always worried
• let’s both fuck it up especially me with my WALLS AND ATTITUDE
• Hey, there’s always the bartender who also liked that movie
• or the guy on the subway who was reading your favorite book 
• or any human where you had a moment where you’re like ‘oh I guess as humans we are all connected with the common knowledge that we really think All Dogs Go To Heaven’
• It’s not unrequited I JUST NEVER TOLD HIM
• The WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN
• That guy from eight million years ago you might need to eventually put a hit on
• You’re a celebrity I guess you don’t know who I am, but I’m an Aquarius we’d get along, right?
• I daydream about you 
• WORSE I night dream about you
• Mark Darcy loves you exactly the way you are
• I enjoy you exactly the way you are
• except when you don’t text me or are busy and stuff
• The first two weeks kind of love
• The last two weeks end of love
• This sandwich comes with AVOCADO are you fucking even joking right now at me
• If there was a plane and you were getting on it I would not chase it
• If there was a plane and you were getting on it I would ‘shoot you a text’ that’s like ‘call me when you land’ 
• If there was a plane and you were getting on it I would literally climb the plane like that Twilight Zone Episode to tell you how much I want to be with you and then would maybe get arrested
• First ten minutes of Up
• The whole Twilight except vampires aren’t real, so just the kind of girls who would generally fantasize about a dead guy that wants to also kill them
• I can’t stop listening to this Mariah Carey song without being filled with longing 
• I can’t stop listening to Fiona Apple OH GOD that must have went wrong, huh?
• Mom, I think you are so nice for making me a breakfast sandwich when I visit home
• That Backstreet Boys Song ‘I don’t care WHO YOU ARE AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME’ and you’re like jeez—can’t you take that down a notch, desperado?
• Brunch will never leave me
• And the cute waiter who is vaguely paid to flirt with you
• The old couple shuffling around in their shoes and they were probably in love during WORLD WAR TWO
• Ben Affleck’s intense love for Boston and other geographical loves
• The ride back to your apartment when you appreciate your life because you stared at the skyline or some shit
• I hope you love yourself, I think you should love yourself you’re kind of cute
• The person who you know isn’t there you just haven’t met yet
• PUPPY PUPPY you have done NOTHING wrong to me puppy let me love you puppy
• Love requiring only 30 bottles of wine a day to keep its fire going
• The kind where I’m cool with you having smelly feet and you’re okay with me picking my teeth at the table
• Let’s just eat food and lay around in bed all day without accomplishing anything
• There are thousands of butterflies that are released in my stomach and I can’t control them where do they GO when they die
• A slowly dying, starving love that is going nowhere but let’s just hold onto this legless creature and see if it fuckin’ walks
• The best kind of stuff, the real good stuff that could make you the kind of person who isn’t a shithead and all that good handsy stuff
• Sure, I’d quit smoking for you
• Sure, I’d smoke 3 packs a day out your window and talk about literature
• We can spend hours talking about music
• No, I don’t give a fuck about your music
• You may touch my body
• You may touch my soul
• I know about your whole life and where you had your first burp and stuff
• You’re just the mysterious guy who has 3 year old milk in his freezer and is a band aren’t you? I love this because this is weird
• You are allowed to see me without mascara, good luck with that PAL
• I probably wear mascara to bed so you can’t see the TRUTH
• Text constantly about meal choices and all day every day JEEZ get some space
• Hit your head forever against a wall until it breaks through this person is so frustrating
• Oh you still talk with your ex? Maybe I should just get some baggage to compete with your baggage but I’m a CLEAN SLATE YOU FUCK
• stay up till sunrise and sharing a stupid story like ‘oh yeah, when I was sixteen I used to read Catcher in The Rye to my dead grandmother’s grave’ and thinking this means you know everything about each other
• wear each other’s sweatshirts and start to look like this weird Siamese duo that has the same side bangs or whatever
• All your friends can’t stop swooning about you
• All your friends want you to die in a pit of hellfire
• Why don’t we travel to EUROPE or some shit
• Let’s never leave this couch
• Let’s talk about our TRAVELING DREAMS, at least
• The transitory “there are so many things in my life that are changing” relationship
• Oh, we’re in the same place. That’s kind of nice, isn’t it?
• people taking so many Polaroids of you because you both have attractive wardrobes and who knows, maybe this pic will get on ‘the ole Tumblr’
• have a ‘restaurant’ you go to and do that kind of stare at each other over Chinese wontons that I was pretty sure was in Eternal Sunshine. Feed each other with chopsticks or berate each other for not knowing how to use chopsticks.
• The time passer
• my best friend and I sleep in the same bed my best friend and I drink coffee together oh hark! Best friend love!
• I could deal with you forever
• This will never ever work out
• Oh I am so excited about the idea of this
• Maybe we’ll just see

its my secret blog and ill be a sappy ass bitch if i want to!